Sunday, August 11, 2019

S2.5E5: Escape From Horizon One Part II, Electric Boogaloo


Phillip gets awakened in the middle of the night to help the police track down Meagan after she broke out of the military base. Grace struggles with her mysterious sensitivity to Ryan's disruptions to the timeline.
CAST
Michelle Pearl as Grace, Marcia
Timmy Vilgiate as Phillip, Cameron
text2speech dot org as Salvia divinorum
C.j. Hackett as Ryan, Ryan, Ryan
Aaron Mayfield as the Chief
Collin Estes as Agent Carter
Dominick Vilgiate as Jacob
Jareth Spirio as Colonel Imes

PRODUCTION
Written and produced by Timmy Vilgiate
SOUND EFFECTS FROM FREESOUND(.ORG)
Ambience Coffee Shop 2 and door creak 02 by Jarred Gibb;
nokia ringtone with vibration by izalew;
evil laugh by zyrytsounds;
evil laugh 9 by nanakisan;
phone dialing by Harry Peeks;
footsteps down stairs 3 by sinatra 314;
indoor footsteps by dkiller2204;
radio click 2, radio click 3, radio click noise 3 by erh;
snare police radio over beep by flyin eye;
03 knocking on window by 15hpanska ruttner jan;
car window down and car window up by sandermotions;
machines at work by James Gilsenan
ambience night crickets 1car pass by mshahen
city at night ambience by Broken Head Productions

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Marcia reclined in a black leather chair, one leg crossed over the other. She wore a blue skirt and blouse, her lips done up in a perfect and seductive red, her hair hanging from the sides of her head in perfect curls. “I’ve been waiting for you Phillip.”, she stood up and gave me a hug. “It’s so wonderful to see you…outside of the office.”
“Mind if I buy you a drink?”
“I’d love that.”
“Just coffee, or you want something special?”
“I don’t know, surprise me.”
“If you say so.”
I stood up and headed to the cash register. But before I got there, an eerie feeling over came me. I looked around the room—caught sight of the doctor from the field hospital. Dr. Whitebalm. She had on a cartoonish fake moustache and glasses; smiling deviously, she took notes. Someone in the seat next to her whispered over her shoulder—they were taking notes to. They were all taking notes. Dr. Whitebalm. The Cashier. Marcia…
“What do you people want from me?”

(A phone buzzes on Phillips nightstand. Panting, Phillip bursts awake, and realizes it was all a dream, ad libbing. He looks over at the phone, seeing that it’s a call from the chief. He picks it up)

Phillip: Good evening. What’s that?...Missing?...Gosh…well. I can…(yawns)…I can head in. You called Grace yet?...Sure, I can do that. See ya in a jiffy, chief. (Sighs, starts to dial another number. It rings twice. Goes to a split screen type of setup, where Grace is in the left channel, on her porch, while Phillip is in the right channel, in his room)

Grace: (Faintly drunk) Hello?
Phillip: Good evening. Hope I didn’t wake you up.
Grace: No, I’m…on my porch right now. Why?
Phillip: Chief just called, he wants us to head down to the station. Says one of the people they had in custody after the sinkhole broke out. Meagan Cortez.
Grace: Oh boy…umm…I hate to ask this of you Phill(hiccup)up Can you pick me up, by any chance? I’m…a little drunk at the moment.
Phillip: I can come get you. You sure you don’t want me to tell the chief you can’t come in?
Grace: No, no. I need to…(hiccup) get out…I can’t stay here.
Phillip: Everything alright with you and the husband?
Grace: Oh everything’s fine. It’s just…(hiccup) We all died! (Laughs) And no one remembers! No one! (Laughs some more, her laughter gradually slows down from hahaha to just…”huh”) I’m going out of my mind. Come take me away. Bye.
Phillip: You got your…huh. She hung up. (Narrates) I frantically tore off my pajamas and got my uniform on, double checking myself in the mirror to make sure everything looked alright. As I charged down the stairs, I saw someone in the drive way. My son. He staggered up onto the porch. Looked high. I grimaced, and took a deep breath.
Ryan: (Sliding out of unreality) Oh, hey dad. Didn’t think I’d see you here.
Phillip: Thought you’d be home by ten.
Ryan: Sorry about that. I lost track of time.
Phillip: It’s three in the morning.
Ryan: Geez. No wonder I’m so exhausted.
Phillip: I’m sure you are. Lucky it’s the weekend.
Ryan: Say…uh. Where are you heading?
Phillip: Some…uh. Some girl they took into custody broke out apparently, no one knows where she is.
Ryan: Broke out…broke out. Meagan Cortez?
Phillip: How’d you know that?
Ryan: Oh, pft, I just…just. Lucky guess. You know…ugh… (Rewind sound) Who’s Meagan Cortez, you said she broke out?
Phillip: Yep. Not super sure what’s happening. Gotta go pick up Grace.
Ryan: Oh my God…John. You were supposed to watch her. She wasn’t supposed to go out of the house…Sorry, uh. Dad. Phillip. Forget I was ever here. (Rewind sound)
Phillip: (Narrates) I hurried down the stairs and out into my car, shifting it into reverse and speeding off to Grace’s house.


(Phillips car pulls up. Grace throws an aluminum can off to the side)
Grace: Have you tried Coors Light in the last (hiccup) few hours, Phillip?
Phillip: Oh boy, Grace. You are a mess.
Grace: You know what’s a mess? The mess is that you’ve called me five times and every time you think it’s the first time you called me. Haha! I’m….I’m losing my mind.
Phillip: You’re drunk.
Grace: No! You’re drunk! Fuck off. Pft. Doesn’t even matter.
Phillip: You don’t have to come. I can tell the chief you’re not doing well, you know, but I need to get to the station.
Grace: No, no. I’m fine. I’m a very civil drunk. I’m very focused. I’m very good drunk. I’m going. I’m…I’m a very good drunk. Civil. Focus. Let’s go.
Phillip: Grace, I don’t know…
Grace: I’m going Phillip! Everything keeps repeating and I think I’m traveling through time. Do you remember what Coors Light tasted like eight hours ago…
Phillip: You put that beer back where you found it and…(sighs) Okay. Okay, get in the car. You just let me do the talking, okay? If chief sees how drunk you are, we’re both gonna get our asses handed to us.
Grace: (gets in the car, sounds very sad) You died.
Phillip: What the hell are you talking about?
Grace: He took you to the forest and they burned you. And now no one remembers. No one remembers. Ha! Haha. No one remembers. But I remember!
Phillip: Look. Grace. We need to talk about this when you’re in a good state of mind.
Grace: (Pauses) Can you do me a favor?
Phillip: What?
Grace: Can you try to feel…feel really brave?
Phillip: What do you mean?
Grace: Oh my god…it happened again.
Phillip: What—(sympathetically) Sure. Maybe I’ll try to act a little sober while I’m at it to.


Chief, at the station: Thanks for coming in, you two…Where’s Grace?
Phillip: She’s…uh. She’s got a migraine right now. Had a little bit to drink but not too much. She insisted on coming in.
Chief: It’s alright. It’s late. I’ll make an exception.
Phillip: And…I don’t believe I’ve met you.
Colonel Imes: No, you haven’t. My name is Colonel Imes. Phillip, right?
Phillip: Right. What seems to be the problem?
Colonel Imes: We found two of our men standing guard at a secure location fast asleep and Meagan Cortez had stolen one of their identification badges. We’re trying to track it. So far we haven’t seen her go by her house. It’s urgent that we find her. Most of the staff I have at the base go home on the weekend which is why I’ve called you in. I really am sorry to have to ask so much of you folks, but I truly appreciate it.
Phillip: Of course, sir. Thank you for your service. So what are we looking out for?
Colonel Imes: Meagan Cortez, or her brother, Jacob Cortez. Meagan is approximately five feet eight inches tall, about 155 pounds. Dark black hair, hazel eyes, very pale skin, has some bruises of unknown origin. Medical records show a diagnosis of Asperger’s, may exhibit some unusual behavior. Her brother is about six-four, 210 pounds, might be wearing a uniform for McDonald’s or for the Kroger grocery store. Also dark black hair, slightly darker skin, and greenish eyes. He drives a red truck, Texas plates: BB3-8199. Meagan, we aren’t sure where she’d go but she works at Walmart. Has a grandmother in the hospital in San Antonio. You get all that?
Phillip: BB3-8899?
Colonel Imes: 8199.
Phillip: Got it.


Grace: Can I see your notes?
Phillip: Sure you can.
Grace: Huh…wonder why that changed.
Phillip: What do you mean?
Grace: She lost two pounds every time Colonel Imes told you who to look for. (laughter) I know I’m drunk but I’m not crazy. I don’t know why it’s happening. No one else remembers.
Phillip: Well, we’re just gonna keep a look out. If we can find this girl before the government does, maybe we can get some answers about what’s going on with her. (Narrates) Grace put her hand up over her face, and leaned back. (Dialogue) Got any ideas?
Grace: Huh. You think she had a ride? Or left on foot?
Phillip: I’m…not sure.
Grace: Well..(yawns) Let’s head towards Blackberry Creek, see if we see anything.
Phillip: The two of us drove down the highway towards the edge of town, the road illuminated by the golden yellow glare of the streetlights and our own too-dim headlights. The tops of trees shivered in a faint, ephemeral breeze.
Grace: Hey, did you see that car?
Phillip: BB3-8199. That’s Jacob. Boy is he driving fast. (I sped up to try and match his speed) Car looks empty.
Grace: Alright. So she’s not with him.
Phillip: Chief, we just saw Jacob’s car on the 290 heading out of town, but the car looked empty. Over.
Chief: Thanks for letting me know. You folks stay on him, let us know if he gets in contact with his sister. (Narrates) I let Jacob pass us. Would’ve written him a ticket but I knew what he must’ve been going through with his sister in the custody of the government. Best to let him be. He was a couple miles ahead of us—his car bobbed and weaved over the undulating hills, always just barely visible by its headlights. He pulled into a gas station.
Grace: Let’s see if we can find somewhere to park where we can see what happens.
Phillip: Good idea. How about that self-storage place across the street?
Grace: Sounds good.
Phillip: (Narrates) I fit the car in a spot behind a tall wooden sign, where we could see into the gas station, just barely. (Dialogue) Grace...that’s her.
Grace: Oh my god…she’s…Wait a second. Don’t…don’t tell the chief yet.
Phillip: Good idea. Her and Jacob are talking. She looks a little…disoriented. Very disoriented. He’s leading her out to the car. They’re…talking. And…alright. He just got out of the car…let me roll down the window, see if I can hear him. (Jacob’s phone call to Cameron plays in the background, very distant.
Grace: Hear anything?
Phillip: Shh. Not…quite. Something about…he thinks she’s…under the influence of something. He’s calling a friend to help out. Alright. He’s back in the car. And they’re talking again.
Grace: Seems a little strange. You think they drugged her?
Phillip: I don’t know. It would explain things. Poor girl. (Narrates) They pulled out of the gas station and sped down the road.
Grace: Should we tell the chief?
Phillip: It’s gonna be pretty suspect if we say we seen Jacob without his sister and they find them together. Let’s…let’s see what…
Chief: Any luck?
Phillip: Speak of the devil.
Grace: Well, answer him!
Phillip: Yeah, he stopped at the gas station cross the street from the Tucker Self Storage. Didn’t see Meagan, did look like he took a phone call of some kind.
Chief: Huh. Well, she’s probably trying to reach out to him. Keep following him, but don’t tip him off or anything.
Phillip: You heard him, guess we’re gonna keep following Jacob. (Narrates) I turned off the lights, letting the police car blend in to the night.
Grace: What’re you gonna (hiccup) What are you gonna say when your version of the story doesn’t match up?
Phillip: Well. (Sighs) I don’t know. Best case scenario no one looks into it all that much. Worst case scenario I have to dip into the old savings account and seek asylum in Ecuador, I suppose.
Grace: Hold on…they stopped.
Phillip: Alright. Here we go. What’re they doing?
Grace: Talking, looks like.
Phillip: I can’t see into the car. From the shadow he looks like…looks like something’s freaking him out. He just…just heaved over. Meagan’s got her hand on his shoulder, she’s trying to calm him down. Talking again. Alright. And they’re off.
Grace: And the chase continues. (Grace suddenly grew terrified) Keep…keep your distance.
Phillip: Why?
Grace: I don’t know how to explain. Just…keep your distance.
Phillip: You have another one of those uh…those weird time things?
Grace: I did but…it’s really hard to explain. Meagan can…uh…Meagan can…no, I don’t know what she can do…it’s just…we don’t want to get too close. S…sorry. I know it sounds like I’m going crazy, I just…phew. It keeps getting worse. I don’t know why this is happening.
Phillip: Maybe that…that Agent Carter fella slipped you something.
Grace: I…I don’t know about that. Maybe you’re right. Okay, they’re turning into Pioneer Hills. Make sure you stop at the gate. Goddammit, I’m drunk and I’m doing half the navigation.
Phillip: I’m looking at the same road as you, Grace. You just ain’t got no filter is all.  (Narrates) Watching Meagan and Jacob make their way into the neighborhood down the dusty, lightless dirt roads, Grace and I braked to a halt at the gate. The attendant saw our car and snickered.
Attendant (Played by Good Ryan, trying to stall): I had a feeling something was off. This some kind of drug bust?
Phillip: Nope, no drugs involved. Following up on a Missing person’s report.
Attendant: Right. Well, you know what, thank you for all you folks do. We got terrorists in this city now. Crime. Drugs.
Phillip: Thank you, sir…
Attendant: I tell you what it is. It’s all these goddamn Californians, moving out here, trying to change our way of life.
Phillip: Right, well, we’ve gotta…
Attendant: And then of course the aliens.
Phillip: Aliens?
Attendant: Illegal aliens. You know what I’m talking about. Coming across the southern border, bringing their crime, their drugs, their diseases. Spicy food. Rap music. Technological change rendering previously important sectors of the economy obsolete. You know what I’m talking about.
Phillip: Seems like…you uh. You have a lot to talk about. But we’ve really got to…
Attendant: Oh, oh, of course. I’m sorry. I just got a little carried away. Of course. You need to go. Just, you let me know, you let me know if I can do anything.
Phillip: Sure…sure will. Say, you know where that red pickup truck was headed?
Attendant: Oh, the red pickup truck. Yeah, the red…red pickup truck. Uh, think they went right. Not sure. But like I said, let me know if I can do anything to help. I’m the eyes and ears of this…and they drove off. Right. Well, I think I bought her about five minutes. I stepped out from the Attendant’s body. A faint smile came to his face as he remembered a visit to Port Aransas that he took as a child, playing on the beach with his brother and sister. He didn’t see me as I slipped out from his booth, back into the forest. I followed the police car close behind.

Grace’s migraines made this more challenging than I’d expected—since I tried to do the least amount of harm and the most amount of good, every decision I made had to be weighed against the potential to do more harm to vulnerable people like her. In the old days, I had not been aware of such auxillary effects of my powers since I had been so fixated on achieving godhood, then later, fixated on neutralizing my own worst instincts. Only recently had I turned my attention to helping improve the state of this world. And soon it would come to a close. But there were still loose ends to tie together. Wouldn’t there always be? Always some point that needs resolution, mending—the best anyone can do is to leave things better than they found them. The police car stopped when it saw Jacob’s car parked in front of a house. Phillip and Grace watched intently, with hawklike focus, mind’s pervaded by uncertainty. Grace saw me, but did not know how to explain me. She had seen me since she started drinking, a white sphere of indeterminate size and distance hovering just in front of her face.  Should they call the chief? Or should they continue to risk their careers to protect this fugitive from a government which, in their eyes, seemed rife with an arcane malevolence? Ethically, it placed them in a conundrum. Predictably, the smell of marijuana, which wafted through the trees, sent Phillip over the edge. No longer was Meagan innocently trying to escape the clutches of the state. She just snuck out to get high. Phillip felt forlorn as this occurred to him—that all of this risk might have actually been for nothing. He picked up the radio, heart racing enough to cause even the trees outside of the car to fill with dread.

Phillip: Chief, found her. She met up with Jacob at a house out in Pioneer Hills. Strong smell of marijuana coming through the air, looks like they’re just coloring inside. Some kind of a…drug party, I’d say.
Chief: Ha! Well, Colonel’s gonna flip when he hears that. They just about got the tracking figured out on that ID badge, but something’s been interfering with the signal.
Ryan: Something was interfering with the signal? Say it isn’t so!
Chief: You got an address?
Phillip: 571 Louis H. Wolffenstein Place. [hey don’t change this it’s the empirical formula for nicotine, plus the person who discovered the formula mixed with one of the people who discovered the structure. Just saying cause you took out the montauk, ny reference from season 2 and that shit was hilarious]
Chief: Alright, why don’t you take them in? (Agent Carter in the background, sounding groggy and tired) What’s that? You wanted to say something?
Agent Carter: Yes. Officers, I have a somewhat counterintuitive favor to ask of you. Could please make sure to stay out of sight, and take notes on their activity? While this may seem like a youthful late night folly, it could in fact be an attempt by the subject to covertly funnel information about the base’s activities. Keep an eye out for any cash transactions, any payments—see if you can see anything through the windows.
Phillip: Roger that Agent Carter.
Agent Carter: Thank you.
Grace: Well, I guess we had the right idea after all.
Phillip: Suppose we did. How are you feeling?
Grace: The migraine’s getting worse. I keep…seeing things.
Phillip: Did the alcohol help?
Grace: Helped me feel sick to my stomach. I shouldn’t have drank so much.
Phillip: Well, Grace, you’re only human. Been a long day.
Grace: Ha! That’s for sure. (Narrates) I didn’t know how to tell him how many times we’d had this conversation, or how many times the world had ended today—how with every single moment, I anticipated that rusty and menacing voice coming from behind us in the car, leading us towards an army of ghosts.
Phillip: (Narrates) We pulled forward, to where we could look down the driveway. Down on the floor, Meagan and her brother colored, while some twenty something with shaggy hair and a long beard hunched over a computer, looking serious and frantic. I started to consider the possiblities. Maybe it wasn’t coloring. Maybe it was notes. Maybe the fella on the computer was doing research on the base, trying to help them record the truth. I saw a bong on the table, still giving off faint wisps of smoke. Not wanting to be sighted, I pulled forward, further ahead, where they wouldn’t see us, where I could see, just barely, into the house. The fella stood up, said something, and went to go bang on some piano keys. Then he came back, handed something to Meagan. She looked very grateful, very serious and solemn, before standing up and clutching the item in her hands. Her and her brother went out back to the car. She walked slowly, almost on her tip toes, staring up towards the sky. A look of wonder came over her face—she saw something, something none of us could see. Her brother got really nervous. Started backing away. She collapsed to her knees, and shut her eyes, clutching her stomach. Not sure if he should look for help, her brother paced back and forth. I rolled down the window, slightly.
Jacob: Shit, shit…shit…Man, I hope she’s okay. Fuck…I hope they didn’t do anything to her. (He paused. His friend came out onto the porch, staggering slightly.)
Cameron: She alright man?
Jacob: Uh…she’s…
Cameron: Let me check her out. Not like, check her out. You know what I mean.
Jacob: Do you know…
Cameron: My older brother had cerebral palsy so I had to take some first aid classes and shit like that. Uh, let me…Her heart rates a little weird. Breathing seems fast. Probably the nicotine. Uh…let me try something… (The fella held up his hands and started shaking them, his eyes shut—he opened his mouth and babbled in tongues, before thrusting them back over her. They hovered over her.) Ah, yeah, man, her energy flow is like totally fucked right now. This must have a really powerful spirit or something, man. I don’t know. What I’d suggest is you like…you just stand by her side and try to send her some positive vibes, you know what I mean? Positive vibes are probably the best prescription I can give right now. Unless, like, do you want some hot cocoa?
Jacob: Uh…no thanks. But thanks for…uh…for…
Cameron: It’s called energy healing. I learned it in Peru. I’m gonna go meditate for your sister, alright? Let me know if she starts, uh. Like convulsing, or doing anything weird. We might need to do some drumming and some chants to try and realign her spirit.
Jacob: Right.
Phillip: (Narrates) The..uh..hippy fella went inside, and sat crosslegged on his floor. For a little while longer, Meagan sat their, until her eyes grew wide, and she lept up into the air. Unstable, she teetered back and forth a bit, before vomiting all over the ground. Her brother led her back to the car and the two of them sped off.


“Out of the car, both of you!”

Grace: That was…that was…
Phillip: Weird. Real weird.
Grace: What do you think we should… (Narrates) Agent Carter knocked on Phillip’s window. He rolled it down.
Agent Carter: Did you see anything?
Grace: Kids just sat around, smoked weed, and drew some pictures.
Agent Carter: Hmmm. Did their friend give them anything?
Grace: Looked like a…little box of some kind.
Agent Carter: Yeah…we found that. Nicotine gum. Not sure why. Anything else?
Phillip: Nope.
Agent Carter: It’s very strange. And our satellite tracking system went haywire the moment she breached security. You didn’t see…anything else?
Phillip: …No. We didn’t.
Grace: Gate attendant looked a little…strange.
Agent Carter: I’ll interview him. See what he remembers. Maybe stop by and have a chat with their…friend.
Phillip: He seemed like a real quirky fella.
Agent Carter: Did he?
Phillip: Yeah. Uh, seemed like he might have been under the influence of some uh, hallucinogenic drugs, based on the way he was acting and what we overheard.
Agent Carter: That’s a common ploy of certain covert intelligence gathering organizations—they keep their sources in line by getting them addicted to things like marijuana, LSD, heroin—gives them something to hold over the pawns in the operation.
Phillip: I hadn’t considered that.
Agent Carter: It’s all very suspect. Anyhow…it’s been a long night. You all deserve some rest. I’m going back to my hotel. Perhaps I can buy you folks some drinks later this week.
Grace: Sounds good to me.
Phillip: Sure. Got some plans tomorrow, but…should work.
Agent Carter: Alright. So long then. And thank you for all your diligent work.

Sunday, July 28, 2019

S2.5E4: How Dusty Put the Gun Down


On the verge of shooting at a car parked in front of his house because he believes it to be beaming a voice into his mind, Dusty starts to recall what happened to his father.

Trigger warning: Includes several gunshots


CAST

Collin Estes: Dusty, Dr. Adam Haverford

Michelle Pearl: Young Dusty

Timothy Vilgiate: The Narrator, Social Worker

Sophia Doss: Aunt Amelia

PRODUCTION

Writing, recording and music by Timmy Vilgiate
Sound effects from Freesound.org

SOUND EFFECT CREDITS

machine gun shooting by deleted-user-7146007

cardboardboxes-01 by soundslike joe

stir fry 02 by lg

door wood pool shed shack open by kyles

bark wave leighlah f female furry funny by balanced energy 10

vietnamese group of women speaking all at the same time by tim sippala

embroidery machine by n8daly

loupe 0023 by adralba

helicopter ride interior omni mics roland r26 by gladkiy

dry leaves isolated crackling by liancu 

puppy hassling by cass bass

chain drag floor by hitrison

paper crumple rip unwrap gift by johson brand editing

ar-15 rifle shot by michorvath

sizzling by jasonelrod 

campfire 2 01 by bobv2

birds1-1644-fs-mst1 by naturenutt

countryside in texas insects and birds by felix blume


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Sunday, July 21, 2019

S2.5E3: Disinformation


At the site of the explosion, Phillip meets Dr. Whitebalm for the first time, and Agent Carter attempts to see if he and Grace are working with "Dean Heyerdahl."

CAST
Collin Estes: Agent Carter
Timmy Vilgiate: Phillip
Michelle Pearl: Grace
Isioma West: Dr. Whitebalm
C.j. Hackett: Ryan

Written and produced by Timmy Vilgiate

SOUND EFFECTS (From Freesound)

Distant_gunfire_01 by CGEffex
Distant_gunfire_02 by CGEffex
Distant_gunfire_03 by CGEffex
distant explosion by reznik_Krkovick
panic by Erdie
zombies by Erdie
human male scream small crowd panic fear by JohnsonBrandE
ghost_sounds by fishwithfeathers
muffled distant explosion by nenadsimic
moans and screams of agony of military soldiers by qubodup
collision by quobodup
plane crash by quobodup
quake with crash by theminkman
girl giggling by madamvicious
explosion simulation by allanz10d
haunted shrils by squashy555
x explosion by cubicanocalypse
distant explosion by reznik krkovicka
my tinnitus sound by hear no elvis
distant ambulance siren by brunoboselli


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Sunday, July 14, 2019

S2.5E2 edosipE elaniF deltitnU


Picking up where the Untitled Finale Episode left off, this shows the other side of the military response to the accident.
CAST
Timmy Vilgiate: Phillip
Collin Estes: Dusty, Agent Carter
Michelle Pearl: Grace, Marcia
Aaron Mayfield: The Chief
Music, production, recording, and script by Timmy Vilgiate.
Sound Effects from Freesound(.org)

Phone Ringing by Ferrettomatto
AmbienceConversation by BlancaBartual
Distant Ambulance Siren by BrunoBoselli
Ambience in a Parking Lot by botha9johann
Carpet Footsteps by 180156
crowd sm conf rm jumbled conversations by cognituperceptu
crowd sm conf rm jumbled conversations 2 by cognituperceptu
medium crowd murmering [sic] by jentlemen
G16-11-Police Teletype and Ambience by craigsmith
shop-door-bell by 3bagbrew
Tweets from Marianne Williamson read by Timmy Vilgiate and embedded in the background.

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Back at the station, the parking lot was filled with cars. Two tall men in digital camoflauge uniforms with M-16s stood out front. I double checked my uniform before striding inside. The front lobby was packed. Marcia stood up when she saw me. “Fancy seeing you here on the weekend.”
            “Yeah, heard there was some kind of party or something going on?”
            “Yep, in the conference room.”, she raised her eyebrows, and motioned for me to come closer. Coyly, she pointed at a page in her magazine so it looked like she had something to show me. I leaned in. I was so close to her face that the smell of her perfume was almost overwhelming. My heart pounded and I tried to stop myself from staring at her perfect goddamn face. Shaking her head, she muttered in a quiet voice “It’s been really weird. The CIA is here, and the army.... Something is up.”
            “We’re still on tomorrow, right?”
            “Yeah.”, she nodded, smiling faintly.
            “I’ll fill you in, if I can.”
She looked over my shoulder, to see Grace come in through the door. Her expression soured. “Don’t get yourself in trouble, Phillip... I’ll see you tomorrow.” Her hand on her temple in frustration, Grace strode up to us. “Conference room?”, she asked Marcia. Marcia nodded.
Grace: “Great. Thanks...(They head through the door, into the hallway) “So you and Marcia, huh?”
Phillip: “Ain’t nothing happening between me and Marcia.”
Grace: “Phillip, your face is red as a goddamn tomato.”
Phillip: “Alright, well we’re going out for coffee. Turns out both of us have an interest in French Impressionism.”
Grace: “French Impressionism huh? Haven’t heard that one before. I got the impression she was more interested in the dramatic arts.”
Phillip: “Dramatic arts?”
Grace: “Cuckoo, cuckoo. Watch out.”, she snickered, before sliding into the conference room, “I’m gonna get myself a bagel. You want one?”
Phillip: “Uh, sure. Sounds fine. I’ll save you a spot.”
Grace: “Right. See you in a little.”

            Most of the people were still either trickling in or standing up, so I made sure I secured two of the only four swivel chairs for Grace and I. Only one person was there I didn’t recognize, a sour looking man in a suit, with a pair of dark, square glasses with thick plastic frames. He didn’t talk to anyone. Just sat at the end of the table, studying each person who trickled in with a penetrating, mealy look in his eyes and assessed them—taking mental notes. The chief sat next to him, quietly, and nervously, finishing up a bagel and watching people trickle in, including staff from police departments in other towns in the county. The Sheriff was there too, right across from the chief. Some of his deputies stood over by the wall. Grace sat down next to me, passing me a bagel and a cup of coffee. “Thanks for saving me a seat.”, she nodded. There was a silent code of honor between partners in the local police department that, at departmental meetings, one partner had to get bagels and coffee, while the other person had to try to claim the swivel chairs. It wasn’t one of those life or death codes of honor, but you still had to take it seriously.

GRACE
            I’d heard the explosion from my kids soccer game. Soon as it happened I knew two things. First thing: I was gonna get called in on my goddamn day off. Second thing: Dusty was right. Something strange was going on. It gave me nightmares last night. I kept thinking about that girl, Mary Ann. I imagined finding her body, and trying to tell people but no one would listen to me. I had a migraine now. I couldn’t sleep. When I woke up, my husband had moved to the couch again, apparently because I was tossing and turning. And now there was something else, something else I didn’t know how to even talk about…it had happened right after the explosion. Everyone’s kids froze still. I couldn’t move all the sudden. I saw this man…this old man…he looked like a walking corpse…drag a fishing pole across the field. And behind him, there was this roar. This awful roar. Everything went black. I had this terrible feeling that I was dead. That everyone was dead. I remembered flickers of it. And then I woke up. And everyone was normal again. But when I looked at my husband, at the other parents alongside the field, they all looked disturbed. Like they knew as well as I did that something terrible had just happened to them…like they’d all seen the fisherman, and heard the roar in the distance, felt the universe die, and then…go right back to normal. I kept thinking about it but I couldn’t remember the substance of what had really happened. None of it. Only flickers. I wanted to tell Phillip, but I couldn’t find the words to explain it.

Phillip

            Something was bothering Grace—I couldn’t shake the feeling that it was me and Marcia, much as I didn’t want to think she might have been jealous. The chief stood up and called out, “Alright, everyone, please get to your seats. We’ve gotta make this quick. I’m gonna pass around a sheet—if you can sign your name, Agent Carter can get this briefing underway so we can get you all back out there.”
            “Thank you Chief Bentley. As you all just heard, my name is Agent Milton Carter. I am a counterintelligence specialist, originally from Northern Virginia. Some of you may have spoken with me before. Just to clarify, before I brief you on the situation, you have to understand that, as this is a matter of national security, you cannot speak to the press until a full briefing has been completed. If anything leaks, I can and will have you court martialed, and you will face criminal charges. To start with the basics, at about 11pm last night our data collection facility intercepted a text message sent from a person on the No Fly List who we believed to be connected with the Islamic State to an individual in the Topaz Heights Neighborhood. Several months ago, some concerned citizens tipped us off to what turned out to be a so-called sleeper cell in the area, preparing to detonate a dirty bomb and to conduct several coordinated mass shootings across the state of Texas. The team planned their attack for today. While preparing for a drive to a Los Lonely Boys concert in San Antonio, the terrorists inadvertently detonated their device. Since we had already planned an operation to intercept them, the army was in the area, and was well prepared to assist with managing the disaster.

            I do need to advise you all, however, that several days prior to the foiled Los Lonely Boys attack, an elaborate video was posted to a youtube channel associated with a certain Dean Heyerdahl, a name we suspect to be pseudonymous, wherein a man reportedly was visited by an alien. This “Heyerdahl”: has gained repute on certain dark corners of the web since then for unfounded rumors about the Water Treatment Facility. As you all know, we do maintain a data collection center there, where we have a small detachment of soldiers and computer scientists. However, Heyerdahl seems to have convinced a sizeable number of people that the base is, in fact, not what it appears to be from the outside—that it is in fact some kind of alien research facility, a retired mind control laboratory—that sort of thing.

Heyerdahl claimed that the “alien” had warned him of a coming extraterrestrial event on February 11, 2017. He used his influence to organize a group of people that has been monitoring the city with hidden cameras, drones, and other specialized equipment. We are concerned about the size, scope, and coordination of his efforts. In all likelihood, Heyerdahl is not a lone wolf, but a code name for a covert organization of people, possibly connected with ISIS, possibly connected with foreign intelligence. If anyone seems to take an inordinate amount of interest in the site of the accident, please report them to me and we will take care of it from there. Be careful who you talk to about this incident—we have reason to believe that this “Heyerdahl” figure and his organization have infiltrated multiple levels of society, ranging from city government to ordinary fast food restaurants.

Now that that’s out of the way, we can discuss the security measure’s we need to take. We need to have patrols stationed at La Grange Way, Lookout Lane, and Samuel B. Edwards Road, the three main entrances to the Topaz Hills neighborhood. We also need help with security around a temporary field hospital and the press station we have set up near the sinkhole. Helicopters will be sweeping the perimeter of the incident, and we will need patrols to help distribute water, food, and propane to people in the surrounding neighborhoods. Some government land is being opened up to provide temporary housing, we will need help from local law enforcement to help people move in and feel at ease as we survey the damage.”

            The chief, the sheriff, all of them said some more words—sort of added their little bits of inspiration or gumption or what have you but didn’t really say all that much. It was easy to tune out. Easy to get fixated instead on the expression of Agent Carter while they were talking, that smug bastard, with his beady blue eyes, slicked back hair, almost leaning back in his chair like he wanted to laugh, looking down his nose at whoever was talking. Seemed impatient to get out of here, maybe, to get away from all us local heat. We made him uncomfortable. I could see it in the way he looked around the room. Sure, give all these local bufoons something good to do while they deal with the real emergency, an alien goddamn invasion. This all probably seemed petty to him, all of it. He probably wasn’t even in charge, just some rookie sent out to play agent, give us locals some way to feel like we were handling things out here. I’d seen it with my own two eyes and I felt like they wanted me to think I was crazy, they wanted to pull the wool over our eyes. It was hard not to walk across that room and wrap my hands around that little shit’s throat watching him just lie to us.

He looked further down the table and saw me glaring out at him.

AGENT CARTER
           
            Some rough looking local guy—sort of a cowboy type—was looking at me from down the table, glaring at me. Local guy. Rough looking, maybe a little bit of a cowboy type. Could see his trigger finger itching from the moment he heard the words ISIS. The cover story was a hook, but I was worried we were playing with fire. Fueling some kind of animosity. These people were getting angry, real angry, and I knew that could be dangerous trying to manage a sensitive operation like this. Real people, honest people, that the police officers in front of me likely knew, had lost their homes, their livelihoods in some cases. Redirecting their anger and sadness onto some imaginary foreigner fed into something dark, something primal—dangerous.

            As assignments went out, people hustled to weave their ways towards the door and jog out to the parking lot. I backed away, keeping an eye on the officers to see if I could pick out anyone…suspicious. Anyone who might know the truth behind this Dean Heyerdahl fellow, anyone who might be working with him. Months and months of trying to track him down, and he seemed closer to me than ever before. The chief patted me on the shoulder, interuppting my train of thought, “Alright, I need two of you to stay with Agent Carter to help with security out at the field hospital—Phillip, Grace, how about you two?”
           
            The officer who’d been staring at me, still looking unsettled, followed his female partner up towards the front of the room, sidesteppping and sashaying between people exiting the doors. “I take it you’re Phillip.”
“No, I’m Grace.” the man said to me, laughing, “This here’s Phillip.”
            “Say haven’t I seen you some place? Didn’t you man the roadblock at the data facility the night of that water main break?” (Ask this in a very innocuous way)

Phillip

            The way he asked it almost seemed so self satisfied, his voice was sneering. Like he knew exactly what they’d done with me. Like he almost took joy at coming face to face with one of the labrats. “Say, haven’t I seen you some place? Didn’t you man the roadblock at the data facility the night of that water main break?” (Now it’s asked in a very sinister, malevolent way, showing that Phillip is delusional) “Well, you might have.” (Phillip, this time, says this in a very sly, coy way)

Agent Carter

            Something was off about this fellow. Almost like he was mocking me. Like he saw straight through my cover story. Like he took joy in flaunting his that fact. He looked off to the side, raising his eye brows and almost rolling his eyes as he said, “Well, you might have.” What the hell was this guys problem?

Phillip: Or maybe I was the problem?
Agent Carter: Maybe I was the problem.
Phillip: All this time I’d been acting suspicious of him, so sure enough
Agent Carter: I didn’t trust him. And perhaps it showed. Maybe he just intuitively didn’t trust my story because
Phillip: He didn’t trust me.
Agent Carter: My distrust showed through.
Phillip: And our mutual suspicion of one another fed off of itself. Heck. Maybe he really believes that cover story. Maybe he’s just as clueless as all these other sheep here.
Agent Carter: He’s probably just as scared and confused as the rest of these people.

Sunday, July 7, 2019

S2.5E1: The day before the sinkhole


The other side of Untitled Finale Episode, from Phillip and Grace's perspectives.

To follow this arc by itself, listen to S1.5E1, S1.5E3, S1.5E5, and S1.5E6.
Timmy Vilgiate: Phillip
Michelle Pearl: Grace, German Man, Marcia
Aaron Mayfield: The Chief
Collin Estes: Dusty

Written, produced, and engineered by Timmy Vilgiate.
Music by Timmy Vilgiate: Rivers of the Mind Season 2.5 Theme
Sound effects either produced in house or downloaded from FreeSound (see webpage)

SFX from Freesound(.org)

the-bizness: sim police siren
shall555: sh-shop-door-bell-openclose

An hour left on our shift. A Friday. Slow day. Only two calls. So they put us out on traffic duty. Grace was looking down at her phone in the passenger seat. I was watching the cars drive by, nestled in a hidden driveway surrounded by tall trees. 35. 36. 34. 35. 35. 40…40. Was it worth it? 39. 37. 20. Hey come on buddy, can you keep with the flow of traffic? Weird…I peeked my head forward just a bit. Colorado plates. Bet that’s why they slowed down so much. “Grace.”
“Huh?”
“We got a white Subaru with Colorado plates going 15 under the speed limit. Looks like a rental.”
She sighed, and locked her phone, “Alrighty. Let’s go.” I turned on the sirens and pulled forward, racing up behind the car. The two kids inside started frantically talking to each other. Flailing around. Probably trying to hide something. Who knows. They pulled off to the shoulder. “We gotta suspicious vehicle from the great state of Colorado out here, please standby.”, I spoke into the radio, before turning to my partner, “You wanna get it, or me?”
“I can do it.”

GRACE
Anything to get out of that goddamn car. Being around Phillip was different since that night with the field, and I don’t blame him or think less of him for it, but if he was in a bad mood then it was to hard not get sucked in. Hanging around this Dusty character was making him worse. Rubbing off on him. You couldn’t talk to him for fifteen minutes without hearing about how the…how the deep state was…was putting flouride in our water, or how there were hidden cameras in the woods outside of his house. I went up to the side of the car. The fella driving had long brown hair, blue eyes, sort of stubbly face—his girlfriend looked hispanic or something, couldn’t really tell. He rolled down his window.
“Good afternoon officer.”, he said, in a thick German accent.
“Sprechen-zie, Deutsch, mein herr?”
“Ja, meine Frau und ich sind hier im Urlaub. Sie sprechen gut deutsch, wo haben Sie gelernt?”…

PHILLIP
I could hear Grace talking in muffled German through the window—the man she’d pulled over laughed, and his wife reached forward to shake her hand. She asked them a few questions, before the man stepped out and led her to the back so she could look through her trunk. She glanced back at me, raising her eyebrows. The two didn’t have anything but some luggage. Probably tourists, I supposed. She strode back to the car. “He’s from the same town as my husband. Rosenheim. What are the chances?”
“Probably pretty slim, I’d imagine.”
“Yup, small world. Wife was from Italy, I guess. Visited family in Denver and came out to see the hill country. He kept getting pulled over for speeding so he was trying to go slower.”
“Right. Makes sense, I guess.”, I shrugged, and drove us back to the speed trap. 45 more minutes and we could leave. I was anxious to get the hell out of there. Had to meet up with Dusty after he got off work. We pulled back into our spot and I resumed taking readings of the passing cars. 35. 36. 34. 33. 35.
“So tomorrow, I guess, is the big day, huh?”
“Yep, sure is.”
“You got your…uh. Your Nike sneakers ready?”
“Oh come on, it’s not like that.” I tried to laugh. The humor didn’t come across.
“No need to get so defensive.”
“I’m not getting defensive. Just...(sighs) We’re going with Reeboks for this one. I’m supposed to pick up the Koolaid, and Dusty’s bringing along the rat poison.”
“Right. (weakly laughs) You really think something is gonna happen?”
“I’m not sure. Dusty seems pretty convinced.”
“He does. Maybe he’s on to something. Then again, maybe he’s just skipped one too many doses of his medication.”
“I don’t know, Grace. Seems like a pretty level headed fella to me.”
“Yeah, right…”
“What’s that supposed to mean?”
“I asked him what he thought of the weather and he ranted for half an hour about the United Nations, FEMA Camps, and secret alien bases under the Gulf of Mexico.”
“He’s just a very serious minded person. You’ll see tomorrow. You’re…you’re still gonna tag along, right?”
“Well something’s sure as hell going on here, and no one else is looking into it, so, yeah. I’ll be there. It’s just gonna depend, uh…Tanner’s got a soccer game tomorrow so I’ll have to be there either in the morning or the afternoon. But I’ll be there.”
“Gotta put family first, that’s for sure.”
“Yeah. You…uh. You talked to Kurt about this?”
“Don’t know how. But he’s probably gonna be doing homework over at that, uh, Isabelle girl’s house.”
“Homework huh?”
“That’s what he keeps sayin’.”
“This is Isabelle Grove, right? Same Isabelle Grove we arrested for shoplifting five years ago? Her dad works at the scrap metal yard, doesn’t he?”
“Yep. That’s the one. She’s not gotten into trouble much since then, guess she’s in some kind of uh…computer club or something. Whenever I see her, she tries to sell me these, uh..these Byte Coins or something like that. Some kind of, uh, computer money. Kurt’s always talking about it too. Long as its keepin them out of trouble, and away from drugs, I suppose.”
“Right, right. So, what, you think they’re fixing to date or…”
“Oh, they probably are, just haven’t got around to tellin’ me yet.”, I gulped. The truth of it was, I hadn’t talked all that much to Kurt. I didn’t know what was going on with him. He’d just get home, shut himself in his room, and play his computer games since I caught him smoking pot. Wasn’t sure what to do. Least he was less angry at me than he was at his mom. Hardly talked to her, neither did I. I tried changing the subject. “This old speed trap sure ain’t what it used to be, is it?”
“Everyone and their brother knows about it. (sighs) Guess we should probably head back to the station soon, huh?”
“Suppose we could. Think rush hour’s just about petered out anyway…”

GRACE
The two of us pulled out of the speed trap, and sped on down the highway, back to the station. It was a sleepy day there too. The same guy who’d been sleeping off a hangover in one of our three holding cells that morning was now clutching his head, and staring down at his bruised hands. Marcia, the lady at the front desk, briefly looked up from a copy of People magazine, and waved at us with a smile. I waved back at her, even though Marcia was a catty bitch who seemed to think this was a goddamn high school cafeteria and not a police station. We lost the normal front desk person—Laura—last year when she finished her CNA license and went to work at the nursing home. Now she was a good receptionist. I don’t know who the fuck decided to hire Marcia.

Right as Phillip was leaving, someone tapped me on the shoulder. “Grace, you mind if I have a word with you?”, I heard the chief ask in a polite, business like voice. Phillip looked back over his shoulder, suspicously. “See ya tomorrow.”, I said.
“Yup, see ya tomorrow.”
“You folks got plans for the weekend?”
“Kids got a soccer game, we were all gonna grab some dinner afterwards. Tanner really looks up to Phillip.”, I explained. Not a complete lie. Tanner’s always a bit starstruck around Phillip since I told him about the time Phillip apprehended a suspect in an armed robbery after seeing him in a gas station.
“Ain’t that sweet.”, he shut the door behind him, “Actually, I was hoping to chat with you about Phillip for a moment.”
“Al—alright. What’s going on?”
“Well, I know he’s had a hard time lately, and he had that little incident where you were thinking somebody drugged him. And since then seems he’s been a little…well, he just ain’t been himself lately. Seems a little on edge.”
“He’s been depressed. Doctor has him on some new medication is all, as far as I know. Got it mixed up.”
“Seems like he’s been awfully interested in these um…angel sightings around town.”
“Sure, but I think most folks are, huh?”
“Interested, sure, but don’t think it really warrants serious investigation, do you?”
“Serious investigation? Oh, no, no. That’s not what I meant.”
“He’s not been looking into any of this on his own, has he?”
“(Grace audibly hesitates—she gets the impression the chief already knows Phillip AND HER have been investigating, and that he knows about the records she pulled) Well, on the day all those sightings came in, we did go around to double check some of the stories. He was thinking it might be some kind of organized prank or something.”
“Right. I was wondering about that. So are you all…I don’t know…planning on filling out a report of some kind about that?”
“Well, of course. He’s just been trying to…to narrow down a description of some kind, you know? Sounded like it was all the same person to him.”
“Hmm. Interesting. You know, this is the kind of thing I’d like to hear about. Not sure why y’all didn’t keep me posted on it.”
“I’m sorry sir.”
“It’s fine. I understand. Well, thanks for letting me know. When you find the time to write the report, I’d love to see it.”, he crossed his arms.
“Right. We’ll have it on your desk soon as we can.”
“Good. And…well, I hope you don’t mind me asking. Noticed that you’d…um. You’d pulled some old case records. Mind telling me about that?”
“Well…I was…curious. About the…the data collection facility, you know? They took us down and debriefed us…but…”
“I see. Now, I understand your curiousity here, and I don’t want you to take this the wrong way since you two are some of the finest officers we have but…I’d strongly recommend keeping your curiousity about that old base to a minimum. Do you understand? It’s a very sensitive installation.”
“[Grace nods, but what the chief is saying to her irks her] Right. It’s just…well there was a case I came across in the files. A girl named Mary Ann, guess she disappeared from a bar in San Antonio. Someone saw her mouthing for help from a car in town. Case closed pretty abruptly. It just stood out to me…[she clears her throat]…No one followed up on that evidence.”, the chief, caught off guard, frowned, faintly, but tried his best to withhold any emotion. I continued “Cold cases like that always stick out to me, especially when there was evidence no one bothered looking into. I wasn’t sure why I’d come across it looking for information about the base either, but there’s no statute of limitations for murder in the state of Texas.”
The chief gulped. and came closer to me. He looked…he looked genuinely disturbed. Guilty even. My heart started pounding. I sure as hell didn’t expect him to look this guilty when I brought up a murder that happened when he was barely ten years old. “I understand.”, he looked me dead in the eyes and came closer, muttering under his breath, “You bet your ass I understand, officer. Back when I was a detective, I spent every night in the cold case files. But just trust me when I say there’s certain rabbit holes in those files that you do not want to go down.” I hadn’t seen the chief act this way before. Usually he was amicable, professional, even when upset—now he looked worse than Dusty. Paranoid, conspiratorial. “Trust me Grace. I’m not trying to threaten you, I’m trying to keep you and Phillip out of trouble.”
“I see. So I should just…forget about it, I guess.”
“That’s what I’d advise.”, he grumbled, backing away towards his desk, pinching the bridge of his nose, “Best case scenario, all you do is end yourself in a goddamn bureaucratic nightmare.”, he shook his head, “Just between you and me, alright, that place wasn’t always a data collection facility. Back in the day…well. Even I’m not sure. I just know that when I…when I started looking into it back in the seventies, I had government agents showing up at my door in the middle of the night, warning me to stop. I know that sounds crazy, I’m just saying, Grace. Something…I don’t know what…happened there. I’m sorry to be so frank. I shouldn’t have…told you any of this.”

Phillip

I started to leave, suspicious of the chief talking to Grace, but not wanting to pay it too much mind, before I noticed that…uh. That pretty new receptionist had a nice painting in the background on her desktop. I leaned in to have a closer look. Suddenly it hit me…she had on this perfume that smelled absolutely heavenly, these red painted nails, curled brown hair. I recognized the painting. “Sorry to bother you, miss uh…is that Camille Pisarro on your desktop?” She set the magazine down and looked over her shoulder, smiling. Holy goddamn that smile. She had her lipstick on just perfectly, her faint brown eyes sparkling in the light.
“I didn’t peg you as a fan of French impressionism.”
“I didn’t peg you as an art history type, either. The Banks of the Oise near Pontoise, isn’t it?”
“Impressive. We had the original at the museum where I did my internship before I came here.”
“Where was that?”
“Indianapolis.”
“Now how in the hell did you go from one of the biggest art museums in the country to the front desk of a police department in the middle of Texas?”
“I find myself asking the same question every day. I guess it’s not what I had in mind when I got my Master’s in Art History, but here we are.”

She stared back at me, sort of blushing, but I couldn’t tell.
“Well, we’re all glad to have you here. We’ve got a lot of problems with uh, art forgery you know, in this area.”
“Oh, do you?”
“Oh yeah, just the other day, I had to bust up a gang of ruffians tryin to sell a forged copy of The Port at Morgat by Redon for a dime bag of meth.”
“I’m surprised they didn’t call me in. (laughs weakly) You know, I’ve been dying to find someone I could talk to about this stuff.”
“Well, it’s not every day you run into someone who even knows who Camille Pisarro is around here. We should…”, remember your sensitivity training Phillip. For the love of GOD, remember your sensitivity training, “We should chat more often.”
“If you’re free this weekend, maybe we could grab some coffee.”
“Oh, uh. Coffee. Yeah. Yeah, I’d love to grab some coffee, uh. Some coffee. I got a, uh, a thing going on tomorrow. Maybe, uh, maybe Sunday morning, round eight o’clock if you’re free?”
“How’s eight thirty?”
“Sounds like a plan.”
“You ever been to a place called Java Ranch? It’s right by my house!”
“Can’t say I have, but I’ll look it up, and I’ll meet you there.”
“Alright, I’ll put it in my calendar. Phillip, that’s your name right? Sorry, I’m terrible with names.”
“Yep. That’s what they call me. I’ll see you then. I should, probably, uh, probably get home, but nice talking to you.”
“Sure, see you on Sunday.”

MARCIA
A person! I talked to a human being! I had a conversation with a man about something other than a truck, a gun, or football for the first time in a year and a half! It was a miracle! I tried not to look to excited to have a friend. I didn’t want to seem like, I don’t know, I was desperately lonely or anything. I wasn’t. No, of course I wasn’t. I wasn’t weird. I had not spent the last week obsessing over an alien conspiracy theory alone in my apartment. I was a perfectly normal woman, I had perfectly normal interests. I took a deep breath and looked back at the magazine. Good work, Marcia. You have a friend. A work friend. Now don’t screw it up.

The door to the right of me opened, and Grace came out. I stiffened up my back and tried to look as normal as I could. I smiled up at her. She sort of scowled back. I could never read her. I couldn’t read…most of the people here. Was she angry? Did I have something on my face? “Have a good weekend.”, I said. “You too.”, she smiled, briefly, and paused. Was she waiting for me to say something? I should say something, right? That’s what a receptionist does. “Got any plans?”, I asked. “Just spending time with family.”
“You know there’s a story going around online there’s supposed to be some kind of UFO landing or something.”, I said. Was that the right thing to say? Do receptionists talk about things like that? She looked a little irritated. “Didn’t hear about that one.”, she chuckled, “Was that in the news, or…”
“Some, uh, blogger, took a video of this alien earlier this week. Pretty funny, huh?”, that’s funny. This is a funny thing, the thing that I am talking about. Right? She wasn’t laughing. It was…it was not a funny thing. Right. I sound like I think its real. Okay. “People sure are crazy.”, I said, hoping to insinuate that, yes, I believed the people were crazy. She rolled her eyes. “Sure are. You get a lot of crackpots around here.”
“Well, I’ll see you later! Have a good day!”, I paused. It’s not day. It’s night. (Door shuts) “Night!” I started to pack up my stuff. 8:30am on Sunday. Coffee. Work friend. Work friend=Phillip. Cool. Great.

Phillip

I waited by my car in a mostly empty parking lot in the next town over. It was almost night time. The air felt heavy and cold. Dusty pulled up in his truck, his face anxious, and he stepped out of the car. He mouthed something to himself in frustration and got out, striding across the parking lot.

Dusty: (slams the door to the car, walks across the parking lot) Do you have the documents? (Phillip hands a stack of
papers to him) Fascinating.
Phillip: Now you don't tell anyone I got those to you. You could get me suspended.
Dusty: Of course not. I can keep a secret. (looks through the document) Look at this
here—her friends reported that she'd been seen leaving the bar with a man, described as
a six foot tall caucasian male with dark brown hair. That matches the description of the
last case almost perfectly.
Phillip: Sure does.
Dusty: Jesus Christ...who knows what they did to her? ...Last seen in Fredericksburg, TX
at an intersection, mouthed the words “Help me” to a Miss Molly Perkins while she was
out walking her dog. Police never found a body.
Phillip: What do you think?
Dusty: I—it's too soon to say for sure. I'll need to cross reference it with the other
documents. If I start printing just anything, I'll lose my credibility. But...thank you.

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Thursday, May 9, 2019

S1E1: Blue Topaz (Alternate)


A little overdue in my book, this is a new version of the first episode. You may or may not like it, and that's fine. It's not replacing the other one. It's much longer, for sure, but this is the take I actually recorded with all the others for Season 1, and I feel better about the acting and now that I've cleaned up the noise, the sound quality. Hope you all enjoy, and stay tuned for Season 2.5 this summer!

Written by Timmy Vilgiate, featuring Kyla Valenti, Michelle Pearl, Cameron Mayfield, and Jareth Spirio. 



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Sunday, April 7, 2019

Grease Fire, Episode 1: WE ALL KNOW YOU'RE HIGH RIGHT NOW

This is a project I'm working on in between seasons. I feel like it's been in need of a remake. Here's the script. I'm told some of the voices are hard to understand, so I felt like posting the poem itself would be useful.

I.
I had this dream last night
That an old lady was feeding me poison food...she was...
She was wearing a shower cap
and a purple dress.
(I don't know how I knew the food was poison.)
Or maybe I...
I woke up before the dream was over
And went to work.
Unless I'm still dreaming.
II.
Well
If you're hearing my voice in your head right now
It's because my idea is working. I had this idea
That if I could project enough...
like...
you know how
like...sometimes...
when you think about something enough
it HAPPENS?
Like...
if you're worried about something
and you can't stop thinking about it...
it's going to happen.
That's not honestly something I believe but
I...think that it might sort of work:
I had this idea
That I could send enough like...
Good Vibes
Into the world to people
That they'd
Land...
On them.
Does that make sense?
No?
...I'm sorry.
III.
I just needed someone to talk to.
I know that you're not real.
Neither is Ben
(The man in the navy blue one-piece that watches me flip burgers and reads me the news)
But I believe in both of you,
In the sense that I believe in
Words
and
poems and that
you could exist
(if you wanted to)
(But you don't.)
You're like my dreams.
IV.
Last night, you see,
I had a dream that an
Old lady was
Feeding me poison food.
She was
Wearing a bonnet...and a red dress
—well—
It wasn't red, quite.
Maybe scarlet?
Or kind of lighter than that.
It could have been orange
or maybe blue
—I—
I should clarify:
I'm like...
REALLY high right now...
V.
I make nine dollars and twenty cents an hour at the restaurant
Which is more than most of the people there.
It's not that I'm truly superior to them (in any way)
I'm just better than them
At most of the things
That matter.
Especially with cooking, since
NO ONE has returned a single burger I've made in my entire life.
My timing with the fryers
Is more precise than any other human I've ever met. However,
John
Who works at the register
Is significantly better at mopping than me,
And the manager is a lot better at...
Swearing, since,
When I'm asked to swear,
My tongue starts to swell up
And I go into enemapalacialitical shock,
Or I think that's what it's called,
I failed my only Spanish class...
And dropped out of school...so
I'm not sure if I even learned it in the first place.
But basically,
I've been here for five years
and I think I've got a pretty solid idea of what I'm doing.
Not many people come to the restaurant between 9pm and 5am,
but I know that the ones who do always get good food.
Since I'm here.
And I'm the best.
It's actually maybe the best burger you'll ever have if you'd like to stop by.
I'll make one for you
And since you're listening to me talk
I'll do this thing
Where you turn the burger on the grill
And burn these lines into it
And I'll burn this one celtic knot pattern I just figured out.
(This is why they keep me around)
VI.
I will make you fries too.
I actually I get a lot of complaints about them.
People say that they're
awf—awesome
Especially when I make them
The night manager doesn't mind if I'm high right now
(In case you were wondering)
He's pretty chill about that.
He graduated from community college with
A masters in the arts of business and a degree in chemistry
With a soros cum latte.
He's tall, about 5'11”
And dresses in polite business casual
(Even though our uniform policy doesn't require it of him)
We're friends on Facebook
And he likes all of my statuses
(Even when they're just videos)
He wears nike tennis shoes
And he sells a lot of drugs.
He hires people
(mostly me)
and other people too,
(which is nice)
He patted me on the back and congratulated me
I didn't hear what he said..
I assume something like...
“Your burgers are the work of God”
and I said thanks
and thought he was still there
when I wanted to ask him what time it was.
VII.
My stomach hurts...
Probably because of my dream...
I had a dream that an old woman...
in her mid eighties...
was feeding me poison food.
She was wearing a wide brimmed, heavily embellished hat,
and a yellow sundress,
and while she was spooning the food into my mouth,
she was singing under her breath,
really quietly.
Everything was set to the tune of a broadway musical,
and I couldn't make out the words,
except every once in a while
I knew that she was singing
about the specific intracellular processes
that occur during cyanide poisoning,
and I'm not sure why I knew that.
VIII.
I just realized why the manager came up to me.
He was introducing the new girl Jessica and he really said,
“I want you to train the new girl Jessica,
Jesus Ramirez St. Paul the Second of Stratford Upon Avon.”
(Today that is my full name)
I introduced her to the spatula.
“This is Chris”
I said, and she accepted it, laughing.
I admired her
Even though I found her frightening.
Her eyes were very bold and brown
And they cut into people.
She smelled faintly like cinnamon
And had a nose shaped exactly like a triangle.
I told her to bunch up her hair in a net
Because even if we make meth in our basement
We definitely follow the health code to the letter.
Generally.
The health code is something intuitive.
I have no evidence of that,
Since I've...
not actually read...
the health code.....
But the health code sounds like something you can play by ear.
IX.
This guy named Jim taught me how to cook the first day
And explained the secret to a good burger.
Jim is gone
And I stand in his footsteps.
Basically what happened was
Jim lost a finger one day,
and so now he doesn't work here.
I assumed he did things
according to the code,
but that could be incorrect,
since he lost a finger,
which if my intuition is correct,
is against the code.
I see him at the convenience store when I go on break still
he lives by the dumpster.
I try to emulate Jim,
because his secret to a good burger
was the foundation
for my stellar cooking skills in the future,
and Jim's Good Burger
became my
Great Burger.
I have never lost a single finger at all,
in my life,
and so I'd contend I've definitely
Improved on his model.
X.
I think the girl knew that I was high
Because
When I said hello
I told her that her hair reminded me of a jellyfish
Because I was frightened.
She said thanks, but
in this way where I think
She had to know
I was high.
We got one ticket (around 11)
Which was exciting,
Since up until that point,
She'd just been reading the employee handbook.
It was for a Santa Fe Chicken sandwich with fries,
Which I can cook backwards,
In my sleep,
While blindfolded,
On fire.
I took one from the fridge
Where we keep the patties and stuff
And started cooking it.
I explained that at a certain point,
We would flip the burger,
But not immediately,
Or constantly, but
That we would leave it alone briefly
And then wait for it to cook.
She dunked the fries into the oil
And I explained the physics of placing the avocados on the burger once it was done.
Gravity impacts avocados
In a way I think many people find
Difficult to understand...that is,
exactly the same way as everything else.
She seemed pleased with herself once we wrapped the burger and placed it into the bag.
XI.
As always,
I swept the floor,
Because the day shift kinda sucks at doing that.
I couldn't help but wonder
What it felt like to be swept away,
But the more I thought it,
The more it seemed real to me,
Like I was that cloud of dust,
Being moved by these giant broomhairs that
Probably seemed the size of skyscrapers, and flung
Miles away from where I lived...Then,
Scooped up into the dust pan,
And dropped into the trash,
This huge plastic hell, this—
Ha. Hahaha. Huh.
Maybe the floor enjoys it.
I tried to imagine what it'd be like to be
Lying down like that
And having someone walking on top of me but
Kind of tickling me with this broom, and
it was cool, but
the more I thought about this,
the more I realized I was just standing still
and that I'd been staring at the floor for five minutes.
A ticket came in and the girl didn't know what to do.
XII.
The girl screamed
In a strange language
At the top of her lungs,
As I read the ticket.
“Seven thousand beef Burgers and a shrimp taco.”
She looked at me strangely.
“Thats strange”, she said.
“I know. We don't serve shrimp tacos.”
“Do we have seven thousand beef burgers?”
XIII.
I was remembering the dream.
I had a dream that
This middle aged man
Dressed in his grandmother's clothing
Was feeding me shrimp tacos and beef burgers.
They were laced with cyanide,
and it was taking
a while
for me to eat all the burgers and tacos
because I was a force of nature in this dream
and he was a volcano
Pouring sulfur over the earth.
“THE ORDER IS FOR TWO PACKS OF FRENCH FRIES AND A DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER”,
The restaurant chanted in unison.
“Ahh, that makes more sense”,
Said the girl,
Immediately going to work with the fries.
I counted to 13 nine times
And then
Counted to three
And took the fries out of the oil.
It didn't take long for it to reach the outskirts of the restaurant
And to be deployed through the drive through window.
Me and the new girl
Were then left alone.
XIV.
“Your name is Jesus Ramirez St. Paul the Second of Stratford Upon Avon?”,
The new girl asked me.
I stuttered,
emitting a deep throat noise,
Until I realized,
“Your name is Jessica.”,
And then tried to look into her eyes
For a very long time,
Straining myself...
Trying to think of her name...
“Jessica Powell.” (I gave up after three seconds)
“Hartford”
She told me.
I was actually wrong.
“How did you come here?”,
I wondered,
Staring towards the drive thru window.
“Oh, I saw the help wanted sign outside of the window when I was driving by.”
“So you drove.” I observed.
“Oh!”,
she laughed,
“Actually I walked. I live right up the street.”
“I prefer to live
Down the street,
But I could live there too.”
I told her,
“You-uhm y-y-y you're uhm...
You
Uhm.
Your eyes are like saltwater.”
“Are you hitting on me?”,
She asked, chuckling.
Aghast,
I shook my head,
“I've never hit a girl!”
XV.
Which
I realized
Is why I didn't hit him—
The young man.
I had a dream
That a young man
In his mid twenties
Was feeding me poison food.
He had on a
Transparent top hat,
And was wearing his grandmother's bathrobe.
He didn't like to but
A spider had stolen part of his brain
He explained callously while sporking the food into my mouth,
and he'd lost his ability to practice scientific reasoning.
I could see his brain through the top hat,
because the top hat was...
wait...
XVI.
“You're kind of sweet”
she said.
Terrified,
I realized that she wanted to eat me
And I looked for an excuse to leave.
Circling around aimlessly somewhere between
three and thirty six times,
I knocked a styrofoam container to the ground,
and then,
Feeling bad,
Picked it up
And ran to the bathroom.
In the bathroom,
I sang a song.
XVII.
Emerging from the bathroom,
Ben accosted me.
“You haven't heard the news today.”,
he said.
Ben is a man
In a navy blue one piece
That reads me the news.
He has a thick gray moustache
That looks like Grover Cleveland's
But I don't know how I know that,
Since I dropped out of school.
Grover Cleveland was the only president
To fight two non-consecutive
Land wars in Asia,
And his moustache has seen things
No man is capable of comprehending.
Ben is like Grover Cleveland,
Since not only does he have the moustache,
But his last name is also a city in Ohio.
Akr-oowwwn.
Ben Akr-oowwwn.
I silently thought to Ben, (since he doesn't exist):
Ben, I can't hear the news right now,
There's a girl looking at me.
Ben disagreed,
“If you don't hear the news,
Everyone will know you're high!”,
He sighed,
“Come now,
and park your lemmings
near me and the sink.
I've got to read the news!
And tell your imaginary friends to listen as well,
since they are invested in foreign money markets”,
I understood what he meant,
But it's a long story.
Listen to Ben, I guess.
Ben is a man
In a navy blue one piece
And he is going to read me the news,
“In international news,
Vladimir Putin knows you're high,
And he thinks you're too stupid to know it.
Also,
The seven Maldives have enlisted
A magical unicorn
In their ongoing war against Angola.
Thirty million deaths have not occurred
in the bloodless conflict
Which is still contained
To a small staring match in the Cabinda province
And an old man cursing at a mule.
Domestically, your imaginary investment in foreign money markets
Will yield you thirty seven Zimbabwean pesos every second,
Inevitably collapsing our economy if you don't pull out right now
(due to hyperinflammation)
Down the street,
Seven out of ten fat kids
Are currently moshing to the sounds of silence,
And the president promises retribution.
Locally,
EVERYONE KNOWS YOU'RE HIGH RIGHT NOW,
and Jessica
Would like to know your actual name.
This is the forty-fourth time they've changed you to suit their needs.”
I said thank you to Ben
And he climbed into the sink,
Falling asleep.
It was four AM.
Stumbling out of the hallway,
I realized Jessica was asking me whats wrong.
“Nothing”, I told her.
I think she knows I'm high.
XVIII.
But I'm really bothered by my dream.
I don't know what to make of it.
I had a dream
that I
Was feeding a young man poison food,
And explaining to him my work
On Digital Astrology in the Human Brain.
I was wearing a hurricane,
And my eyes were shaped like the state of Florida,
And my nose like Cuba.
Or Hispaniola,
I couldn't tell.
They both look the same if you never look at maps.
And I NEVER look at maps.
The young man was in his boxers
And kept asking me where he left his keys.
All I cared about was feeding him the oatmeal.
Or...
Maybe it wasn't oatmeal at all.
How did I know it was poison?
XIX.
“WE ALL KNOW YOU'RE HIGH”,
the entire restaurant chanted in unison,
As I took a third ticket.
Jessica smiled as she looked at me,
“I know I can do this one.”
Wondering if she had
Already mastered the elementary composition
Of a cheeseburger,
I observed her
(with caution
standing at a good distance in case she...)
that was the funny thing.
The girl smelled like cinnamon,
And usually things in the restaurant
Smell like the other things in the restaurant.
There's a Grease Fire,
always,
burning somewhere out of sight,
and the night manager
dotting
in
and
out
of the basement.
It smells like that,
but she still smelt like cinnamon,
which was good.
XX.
Jessica finished the burger
Almost perfectly,
Though she was only a fraction
Of the man that I was.
A third ticket came
And we were suddenly in the midst of a rush.
Food items were demanded at an astounding pace,
And we kept up powerfully.
The rush lasted around fifteen minutes to a year,
And I was relieved when it was over—
We began restocking all things.
And we began sweeping.
As we did, I spoke to her.
“I'm sorry if I accidentally hit you.”
“I meant hitting on me, actually”, she corrected.
“Is that worse?” She shook her head,
“No, I wasn't sure.
You told me my hair reminded you of a jellyfish,
And that my eyes are like saltwater.”
My eyes raced back and forth,
“It was a meta-fork,
since I was
only just began
meeting you.”
“Gotcha.”
XXI.
We went about
taking out
the trash and made it
to the dumpster.
The smell of nighttime
Mingled with the strange smells of cinnamon—
In the surrounding city,
A thousand sleeping eyes
Dreamed about me,
Painfully,
Wondering who I was
And how I got there.
I'm not confident I exist,
And in the darkness,
I float like a red balloon and...
”No offense”,
the girl interrupted my drain of thought,
“But are you high”
The city woke,
All eyes laughing cruelly,
My legs shaking,
And the restaurant chanting in unison,
“ E V E R Y O N E K N O W S Y O U ' R E H I G H . ”
“Yes”,
I admitted,
“It's the secret to my success.”
“Really?”
XXII.
It wasn't,
But from experience
I knew it was the easiest to steal
In reality it is you,
My dreams, and all you are.
My dreams,
like fish inside of bottles,
like rosemary sprinkled on a students head,
like the river Styx and an untouched ankle,
which when added with the pieces of itself that do not exist,
add to 180 degrees to form a perfect triangle.
Everyone knew I was high,
but no one knew that last night,
I had a dream that I was feeding my grandmother poison food,
and I'd never realized it until the moment she closed her eyes.
I will never remember what I was wearing,
or what she was wearing,
only that you were there,
dressed in white,
your hands perfectly clean,
since I was the one who you left to cook your food.
I reitterate. I'm really high right now.